- playing video games
- someone: hey
- 10 minutes later
- me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
- totally me : D
Society: Nobody’s Perfect
Me: What was that?
Society: There is no such thing as a perfect smile
Me: You were saying?
Society: people with tattoo’s are not nice people
Me: Pardon? Couldn’t hear you over the sound of a man with tattoo’s bring kids Christmas joy.
Society: Metal music is made by the devil
Me: Say hi to the new Disney loving devils